It involves this ham
And this giant water bowl....er, I mean pond
You may not have noticed, but Saturday was horrible! It was about 38C/102F and if you don't know temperature - that is very hot!
So I was sitting in the backyard wondering - why when it is so hot do people get to swim and ham just has to sit here and watch? Then I remembered the fish pond...it is filled with water...I know, because it is quite tasty.
So I jumped into the fish pond and rolled around. Then I had to jump out and roll around all over the ground. I performed these activities a few times before Mom came over yelling in some incomprehendable language.
I'll admit that I was a bit muddy...and forget "how many leaves can you spot on this ham?" It was more a case of "Can you spot the ham amongst the leaves?"
Mom was too angry to take photos...but here is an artistic impression of what I may have looked like.
So I had to go have a shower and a lecture about giving the fishies heart attacks...
Though I think that's what they get for swimming in my water bowl...
Happy Australia Day!