I am very scared...
Monsters in the closet.
Don't be silly. You're too old for that.
Really, I was just standing by the linen closet minding my own business and something hissed and scratched me.
Was that what that girly scream was?
Well, the monster caught me by surprise.
it's ok, I have sent mom to get a flashlight and investigate.
Didn't get him a present did you?
I think I will just stay over here and cuddle my ball...