Last night Hamish was just lying around the house while Mom was using the computer. He made some odd noise at some stage but looked normal enough so we thought nothing more about it.
Then he went to sleep. Sometimes Ham has bad dreams and he started having one, he was crying and his eyes were rolling back in his head. Mom called his name to wake him up. He then started making weird clacking noises with his teeth while walking around really slowly. Mom was concerned and went to check him out and his teeth were clamped really tight. By this time Mom was freaking out and was afraid that he had really had a seizure or something. Hamish ran away and Mom and Dad went after him to get a better look.
He had a plastic bathtub plug in his mouth.
Apparently he had stolen it earlier and had been very cleverly hiding it in his mouth. Then he fell asleep with it still in his mouth so Mom wouldn't find it! Then he was being difficult because he didn't want her to take it off of him.
So Mom was pretty angry with him for causing her to be upset for nothing and taking better care where she puts the bathtub plug in the future. Is he a doofus or what?